Oh, daybreak defender! Sunup saint! Breakfast-time battler!
Your aroma of goodness streams through the house like a melody flows from a sultry piano.
Warm, earthy, ROBUST, smooth.
Teasing me with your scent, first, and then your taste!
Like an all alluring love interest. Only, I know I can depend on you.
I can depend on you my daybreak defender! Sunup saint! Caffeinated Campaigner!